Thursday, April 28, 2016

Alex

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Finally, the head nurse comes in to see you because the doctor is busy having his picture taken for the wall in the waiting room. The "nurse practitioner," as they're now called, looks at the chart and asks questions at the same time. Maybe he or she will look up at you while handing you a prescription, maybe not. Perhaps you'll make eye contact as he or she walks out of the room, but don't expect it. What if going to the doctor was like getting your car washed? You drive in and latch your tires on those rails and the conveyor pulls you into that tunnel. You roll down your window and stick your head and tongue out. A mechanical arm holding a tongue depressor extends to your face and you say "ahhh" into the squawk box. The nurse practitioner running the drive-thru asks if you'd like vitals with that and you say yes. You stick your arm out of the window and a blood pressure cuff drops down from above. After the mechanical arm extends a stethoscope into your car and checks your breathing. 

Finally, the head nurse comes in to see you because the doctor is busy having his picture taken for the wall in the waiting room. The "nurse practitioner," as they're now called, looks at the chart and asks questions at the same time. Maybe he or she will look up at you while handing you a prescription, maybe not. Perhaps you'll make eye contact as he or she walks out of the room, but don't expect it. What if going to the doctor was like getting your car washed? You drive in and latch your tires on those rails and the conveyor pulls you into that tunnel. You roll down your window and stick your head and tongue out. A mechanical arm holding a tongue depressor extends to your face and you say "ahhh" into the squawk box. The nurse practitioner running the drive-thru asks if you'd like vitals with that and you say yes. You stick your arm out of the window and a blood pressure cuff drops down from above. After the mechanical arm extends a stethoscope into your car and checks your breathing. 

Finally, the head nurse comes in to see you because the doctor is busy having his picture taken for the wall in the waiting room. The "nurse practitioner," as they're now called, looks at the chart and asks questions at the same time. Maybe he or she will look up at you while handing you a prescription, maybe not. Perhaps you'll make eye contact as he or she walks out of the room, but don't expect it. What if going to the doctor was like getting your car washed? You drive in and latch your tires on those rails and the conveyor pulls you into that tunnel. You roll down your window and stick your head and tongue out. A mechanical arm holding a tongue depressor extends to your face and you say "ahhh" into the squawk box. The nurse practitioner running the drive-thru asks if you'd like vitals with that and you say yes. You stick your arm out of the window and a blood pressure cuff drops down from above. After the mechanical arm extends a stethoscope into your car and checks your breathing. 

Finally, the head nurse comes in to see you because the doctor is busy having his picture taken for the wall in the waiting room. The "nurse practitioner," as they're now called, looks at the chart and asks questions at the same time. Maybe he or she will look up at you while handing you a prescription, maybe not. Perhaps you'll make eye contact as he or she walks out of the room, but don't expect it. What if going to the doctor was like getting your car washed? You drive in and latch your tires on those rails and the conveyor pulls you into that tunnel. You roll down your window and stick your head and tongue out. A mechanical arm holding a tongue depressor extends to your face and you say "ahhh" into the squawk box. The nurse practitioner running the drive-thru asks if you'd like vitals with that and you say yes. You stick your arm out of the window and a blood pressure cuff drops down from above. After the mechanical arm extends a stethoscope into your car and checks your breathing. 


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